The following iMurders have taken place...

The following iMurders have taken place to various iPhones by the Nexus One.

The Death by Rice and Lice:

Half of those are lice eating away at the iPhone, the other's are rice, ALSO EATING AWAY AT THE IPHONE! Nexus One cornered this one and SENT IT TO A RICE AND LICE GRAVE!

NEXUS SMASH!

You shoulda seen the other guy... JUST KIDDING THE OTHER GUY IS UNSCATHED SINCE IT'S A NEXUS ONE!

Ancestor Death

What better way to go than by the icon of a past Macintosh... the Nexus One is ironic and evil.

LAVA!

No Explanation Needed.

The Welded Umbilical Cord

The Nexus One sneakily snuck in in the middle of the night and forever attached the power cord to this iPhone... it's life tube has been shattered and destroyed... and this umbilical cord will not fall off.

When can we expect a Nexus Two?

Never. You will never expect a Nexus Two because it will sneak up on you like a stone cold ninja, breaking your neck in the middle of the night with it's lighting fast 3G network. You will never be able to fathom the Nexus Two, nor do you have the ability... the ability... to imagine what glories the Nexus Two carries.

There is only one man who can imagine the Nexus Two... and that man is Steven Hawking. This is because the Nexus Two resides entirely within the fourth and fifth dimension... dimensions normal human brains cannot even begin to comprehend.

The closest representation we have of what the Nexus Two might look like is this:

Key Differences between iPhone and Nexus One

• iPhone is for pussies, Nexus One is for badasses
• The iPhone rings like a kitten, the Nexus one roars like a lion
• The Nexus One can turn into a knife to shiv iPhones
• The Nexus One cures Herpes, except for iPhones... it gives iPhones herpes
• It's widely speculated that the Nexus One will be "unlocked," meaning users won't have to sign up for long-term contracts with a particular mobile carrier to use the phones -- as is the case with most major phones now. Unlocking would mean the price of the Nexus wouldn't be subsidized by a carrier, as is the case with iPhones and others. So the Google phone could carry a price tag of $500 or more. But analysts expect Google to address the cost difference through advertising on the phone, or by other means.
• The Nexus one has fucked your mother.

Rated X for MURDER!

It's a common site these days... the new Google phone, the Nexus One, has a branded "X" on it, letting iPhone's know it's near. The Nexus One doesn't take no iShit from nobody, and while the iPhone is full of happy go lucky Papi applications and nice friendly weather reports the Google Nexus One has one app and one only: Stone-Faced iPhone Killah. X, the most powerful letter, shows the iPhone that the NeXus One is full of wrath and vengeance.

This blog will detail how the Nexus One will murder the iPhone as a bunch of nerds are claiming. iMurder.