Monday, January 4, 2010

Key Differences between iPhone and Nexus One

  • iPhone is for pussies, Nexus One is for badasses
  • The iPhone rings like a kitten, the Nexus one roars like a lion
  • The Nexus One can turn into a knife to shiv iPhones
  • The Nexus One cures Herpes, except for iPhones... it gives iPhones herpes
  • It's widely speculated that the Nexus One will be "unlocked," meaning users won't have to sign up for long-term contracts with a particular mobile carrier to use the phones -- as is the case with most major phones now. Unlocking would mean the price of the Nexus wouldn't be subsidized by a carrier, as is the case with iPhones and others. So the Google phone could carry a price tag of $500 or more. But analysts expect Google to address the cost difference through advertising on the phone, or by other means.
  • The Nexus one has fucked your mother.

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