Monday, January 4, 2010

When can we expect a Nexus Two?

Never. You will never expect a Nexus Two because it will sneak up on you like a stone cold ninja, breaking your neck in the middle of the night with it's lighting fast 3G network. You will never be able to fathom the Nexus Two, nor do you have the ability... the ability... to imagine what glories the Nexus Two carries.

There is only one man who can imagine the Nexus Two... and that man is Steven Hawking. This is because the Nexus Two resides entirely within the fourth and fifth dimension... dimensions normal human brains cannot even begin to comprehend.

The closest representation we have of what the Nexus Two might look like is this:

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